The Ultimate Guide to Brushing Your Teeth

Why Brush Your Teeth? Hopefully, we have all brushed our teeth at some point in our lives. By brushing our teeth, we are removing a thin layer of bacteria called plaque, which prevents cavities and tooth decay. Brushing can also stimulate your gums and prevent gum disease. Although most people would agree that brushing yourContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Brushing Your Teeth”

The Ultimate Guide to McDonald’s French Fries

So Much McDonald’s From Wednesday through Saturday last week, I ate at McDonald’s every single night. First, it was Forensics. Then, it was our girls basketball sectional semi-final. Next, it was our boys basketball regional semi-final. Finally, it was the girls sectional final and the boys regional final. Although it’s a lot of fun whenContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to McDonald’s French Fries”

The Ultimate Guide to Raising an Evil Dog

Pure Evil “Your dog is a psychopath,” said Skylar Shilts, as my dog Sadie was chewing on her foot. I have to say I would agree. Just look at her. If that dog doesn’t scream “I am an insane psychopath that will tear you to shreds,” I don’t know what does. Our family got SadieContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Raising an Evil Dog”

The Ultimate Guide to Tying Your Shoes

Called Out “NO ONE KNOWS HOW TO TIE THEIR SHOES THE CORRECT WAY!!!!” exclaimed Mrs. Laura Magdzas, my Weight Training instructor. It was the last day of the semester, and my first hour class had devolved into a heated debate between ardent supporters of the “Bunny Ears” technique and fierce defenders of the “One Loop”Continue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Tying Your Shoes”

The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination

Welcome Hello everyone! You may be wondering, “Why is Haakon writing this blog post on Christmas Eve Eve? Shouldn’t he be spending time with his family?” The answer is yes, I should be spending time with my family, and I am. However, I put off writing this post for so long that I had noContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Procrastination”

The Ultimate Guide to Screwing Up Your Entire High School’s Holiday Concert

A Brief Introduction Hello, and welcome to my second blog post. This post may read more as a story, but if you follow the same steps I did, I am sure that you will be able to reproduce the cacophonous performance that was my rendition of “Symphonic Highlights from Frozen” at my high school’s winterContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Screwing Up Your Entire High School’s Holiday Concert”

The Ultimate Guide to Men’s Restroom Etiquette

The restroom, lavatory, washroom, water closet. Potty, if you will. Whatever you call it, you’ve used one at some point in your life. Hopefully, you use one every day. However, the toilet is such a taboo subject that we sometimes overlook the basic rules of engagement when one uses such a space in public. AContinue reading “The Ultimate Guide to Men’s Restroom Etiquette”

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